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You Know You’re South African When…

You live for a lekker braai, not a barbeque. Barbeque is a chip flavour.

You eat mielies, not corn

You eat Bar Ones, not Mars Bars

You eat chips, not crisps

You eat tomato sauce, All Gold in particular, not ketchup

You’d rather eat a boerewors roll, or a boerie, than a hot dog

You love zoo biscuits and jolly jammers

You prefer Coke to Pepsi

You wear takkies, not sneakers or trainers

You wear a jersey or a top, but not a jumper

You wear pants, not trousers

You wear a swimming costume, or cossie, but most certainly not a bathing suit

You use a serviette, not a napkin

You use lip ice, not lip balm

You walk on the pavement, not sidewalk

You drive around a circle, not a roundabout

You speed up for an orange robot, not traffic light

You check the robots before you go when they turn green in case a taxi is still going through red

You load your Castle Light in the boot, not the trunk

Your car’s engine is under the bonnet, not the hood

You drive a bakkie, not a pick-up truck

You know Father Christmas, not Santa Claus

You write with kokies, not felt-tip markers

You’re the only nation in the world that knows the exact difference between ‘right now’, ‘now’, ‘now-now’, ‘just now’, and ‘later’

You don’t say ‘yes’, you say ‘ja’ or ‘yebo’

You always say ‘ja no definitely’

You put ‘man’ at the end of every sentence

You use ‘must’ completely out of context

You know ‘cheers’ means ‘goodbye’

You travel overseas and you tell people you’re from South Africa, their response is: “but you’re white!”

You travel overseas and people ask if you can speak ‘South African’, or worse, ‘African’

You know Americans think we live in mud huts with lions roaming around, and you have some fun with that

You’re working on your computer and you’re in the habit of clicking ‘SAVE’ very often, in case of load shedding

Your electricity service provider pays for advertising to promote NOT using their product

You have a load shedding app on your phone, and most of the time it also doesn’t work

Some of your fellow citizens have the most festive names, such as Blessing, Christmas, Innocence, Precious, Gift, Patience, Pretty

You eat dried meat in quantities that would make the sensitive stomachs of foreigners churn

Fort Knox-type burglar bars, high walls and electric fencing are a valuable selling point of your house

You flash your brights at oncoming traffic to warn them about a speed cop trapping in the bushes

You know fall as something that happens after too much brandy and Coke, not when leaves turn into beautiful autumn colours

You don’t look at something, you check it out

You prefer private transport to public transport, because taking a taxi means sharing a lift with 40 people

You take the lift up to the gym, not the elevator

You SMS your chommie, not text (well now you WhatsApp)

Where the road narrows, the guy behind you has the right of way

You’ve had at least one thing stolen from you

The first thing you do when you get in your car is lock the doors

You know how to eat a rusk, unlike the foreigners

You know that South African swimsuit models are the hottest in the world

You love you local entertainers such as Trevor Noah and Leon Schuster, and you understand all their references

You don’t miss a movie filmed in South Africa, such as Tsotsi, Blood Diamond, Neill Blomkamp’s movies, and the new Avengers

You know there are two types of people in this world, those who love District 9 and Chappie, and those who hate them

You love how Zapiro always gets it right

You have a opinion about the Oscar Pistorius case

You see Hadidas everywhere

The number 46664 is of significance to you

You love the fact that we have 11 official languages, even though you can only speak one or two of them

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