Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Class, Style

Christian Dior
Christian Dior
Christian Dior
Photo by Philippe Pottier 1955 for Dior
Dress Dior
dress

Fine Looook

Perfect.
Brown smokey eye + red lips!    Eyes:  Liner: Teddy - MAC    Lips:  Red Russian - MAC
Marilyn Monroe
Marilyn Monroe
Marilyn Monroe Pencil Drawing
Marilyn

Fashion fades, Style remains

Coco Chanel
Coco is always right.
Brazilian Millionariess love coffee!
Black and pearls :  classic

Someting to think about, WISDOM

Life
!

Excellence is not being the best, it is doing your best... http://picturesgardens.blogspot.com/
#levo #Inspired
You live but once; you might as well be amusing.

Wildlife Photography Of The Year shortlist

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's reception why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it:


A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
 'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.
You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.
 The man then decided to walk out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 
'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter. 

Mess with seniors and you're going to lose!!!!!!!!!!!!!



To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Use potatoes to remove rust

Remove THAT Rust!!!

How to get rid of rust buildup.

THE SERENITY PRAYER

GOD GRANT ME THE SERENITY
TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE;
COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN;
AND WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

LIVING ONE DAY AT A TIME;
ENJOYING ONE MOMENT AT A TIME;
ACCEPTING HARDSHIPS AS THE PATHWAY TO PEACE;
TAKING, AS HE DID, THIS SINFUL WORLD
AS IT IS, NOT AS I WOULD HAVE IT;
TRUSTING THAT HE WILL MAKE ALL THINGS RIGHT
IF I SURRENDER TO HIS WILL;
THAT I MAY BE REASONABLY HAPPY IN THIS LIFE
AND SUPREMELY HAPPY WITH HIM
FOREVER IN THE NEXT.
AMEN.

--REINHOLD NIEBUHR