Tuesday, January 12, 2021

Joke - The son of a bitch

 


 Henry was doing maths homework, saying to himself...

"2+5, the son of a bitch is 7"

"3+6, the son of a bitch is 9"

His mother heard this & asked, " Henry ! What is this nonsense you are doing?"

"Oh Mom. Don't disturb. I am doing my maths homework"

Mom: "Is this how your teacher taught you?"

"Yes mom "

Infuriated mother picked up her cell phone and called the teacher:

"Are you teaching maths to children by saying... 2+2, the son of a bitch is 4?"

There was silence for a moment

Then the teacher started laughing :

"What I taught them was... 2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS 4."

Yogurt and Condensed Milk cheese cake


    
An interesting taste of yogurt and Condensed Milk that will have you coming back for more. Its a simple easy to bake cheesecake.

Ingredients
1 Liter Yogurt
2 Tins Condensed Milk
Granadilla Pulp (Optional)
50 grams butter
Tennis Biscuits
Method
Melt butter and mix with crushed biscuits to form a base
Mix yogurt and condensed milk
Pour mixture into oven prove dish
Bake for 20 minutes at 180deg
Let it cool down
Spread pulp on top (optional)

Kampvuur Kuier
 

Hairstyling in the 70's.










When I started hairdressing, Farrah Fawcett and lady Diana  styles where popular.

Style. - “Adornment, what a science! Beauty, what a weapon! Modesty, what elegance!” ― Coco Chanel





















THE SERENITY PRAYER

GOD GRANT ME THE SERENITY
TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE;
COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN;
AND WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

LIVING ONE DAY AT A TIME;
ENJOYING ONE MOMENT AT A TIME;
ACCEPTING HARDSHIPS AS THE PATHWAY TO PEACE;
TAKING, AS HE DID, THIS SINFUL WORLD
AS IT IS, NOT AS I WOULD HAVE IT;
TRUSTING THAT HE WILL MAKE ALL THINGS RIGHT
IF I SURRENDER TO HIS WILL;
THAT I MAY BE REASONABLY HAPPY IN THIS LIFE
AND SUPREMELY HAPPY WITH HIM
FOREVER IN THE NEXT.
AMEN.

--REINHOLD NIEBUHR