Quickie in the
Bushes.
There are two statues in a park;
One of a nude
man and one of a nude woman.
They had been
facing each other across a pathway for a hundred
years, when one day an angel
comes down from the
sky and, with a single gesture, brings
the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so
patient through a
hundred blazing summers and
dismal winters, you
have been given life for thirty minutes to
do what you've wished to do
the
most.'
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustleand giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the
two return, out of
breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen
minutes left, would
you care
to do it again?' He asks her 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's
change positions.
This time, I 'll hold the
pigeon down and
you poo on its head.' AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???? |
