Saturday, November 24, 2012

Quickie in the Bushes.



Quickie  in the Bushes.

There are two statues in a park;
One  of a nude man and one of a nude woman.
They  had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred
years, when one day an angel
comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings
the two to life.

The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so
patient through a
hundred blazing summers and
dismal winters, you have been given life for  thirty minutes to
do what you've wished to do 
the most.'

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind
the shrubbery.
 
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustleand giggling
ensues. After fifteen minutes, the
two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, 'Um,
you have fifteen
minutes left, would you care
to do it again?'
 
He asks her

  'Shall we?'

She  eagerly replies,

  'Oh, yes, let's! But let's
change positions.

  This time, I 'll hold the
pigeon down and

  you poo on its head.'
 

AND  WHAT WERE YOU
  THINKING????
   

  
   

 



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THE SERENITY PRAYER

GOD GRANT ME THE SERENITY
TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE;
COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN;
AND WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

LIVING ONE DAY AT A TIME;
ENJOYING ONE MOMENT AT A TIME;
ACCEPTING HARDSHIPS AS THE PATHWAY TO PEACE;
TAKING, AS HE DID, THIS SINFUL WORLD
AS IT IS, NOT AS I WOULD HAVE IT;
TRUSTING THAT HE WILL MAKE ALL THINGS RIGHT
IF I SURRENDER TO HIS WILL;
THAT I MAY BE REASONABLY HAPPY IN THIS LIFE
AND SUPREMELY HAPPY WITH HIM
FOREVER IN THE NEXT.
AMEN.

--REINHOLD NIEBUHR