Sunday, July 24, 2022

Joke - “Oh, thank you, God! You even sent me a ‘professional”


 An elderly woman hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside:

The elderly woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said.

“I don’t know how to use this.”

She bowed her head and asked God to send her some Help.

Within 5 minutes a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag.

He got off of his cycle and asked if she needs help?

She said: “Yes, my daughter is sick. I’ve locked my keys in the car. I must get home. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?

He said. “Sure.”

He walked over to the car and in less than a minute the car was open.

She hugged the man and through tears said.

“Thank You, God, for sending me such a very nice man.”

The Biker heard her little prayer and replied.

“Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison yesterday, I was in prison for car theft.”

The woman hugged the man again, sobbing.

“Oh, thank you, God! You even sent me a ‘professional”

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THE SERENITY PRAYER

GOD GRANT ME THE SERENITY
TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE;
COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN;
AND WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

LIVING ONE DAY AT A TIME;
ENJOYING ONE MOMENT AT A TIME;
ACCEPTING HARDSHIPS AS THE PATHWAY TO PEACE;
TAKING, AS HE DID, THIS SINFUL WORLD
AS IT IS, NOT AS I WOULD HAVE IT;
TRUSTING THAT HE WILL MAKE ALL THINGS RIGHT
IF I SURRENDER TO HIS WILL;
THAT I MAY BE REASONABLY HAPPY IN THIS LIFE
AND SUPREMELY HAPPY WITH HIM
FOREVER IN THE NEXT.
AMEN.

--REINHOLD NIEBUHR