Tuesday, May 4, 2021

Sewing room - I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.


Why are pine trees bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!!


I tried to be a tailor...
but I just wasn't suited for it...mainly because it was a sew-sew job


I write songs about sewing machines...
I’m a Singer songwriter.


Yesterday was national sewing day..
.. or so it seams

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THE SERENITY PRAYER

GOD GRANT ME THE SERENITY
TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE;
COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN;
AND WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

LIVING ONE DAY AT A TIME;
ENJOYING ONE MOMENT AT A TIME;
ACCEPTING HARDSHIPS AS THE PATHWAY TO PEACE;
TAKING, AS HE DID, THIS SINFUL WORLD
AS IT IS, NOT AS I WOULD HAVE IT;
TRUSTING THAT HE WILL MAKE ALL THINGS RIGHT
IF I SURRENDER TO HIS WILL;
THAT I MAY BE REASONABLY HAPPY IN THIS LIFE
AND SUPREMELY HAPPY WITH HIM
FOREVER IN THE NEXT.
AMEN.

--REINHOLD NIEBUHR