Monday, November 30, 2020

EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE....

 


1. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

2. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something Really big.

3. Don't listen to critics. Do what has to be done.

4. Build your future on the high ground.

5. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

6. Two heads are better than one.

7. Speed isn't always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails.

8. When you're stressed, float for a while.

9. Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.

10. When the doo-doo gets really deep, don't sit there and complain- shovel!

11. Stay below deck during the storm.

12. Remember that the ark was built by amateurs & the Titanic was built by professionals.

13. Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.

14. No matter how bleak it looks, there's always a rainbow on the other side.

15. DON'T MISS THE BOAT !!!!

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THE SERENITY PRAYER

GOD GRANT ME THE SERENITY
TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE;
COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN;
AND WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

LIVING ONE DAY AT A TIME;
ENJOYING ONE MOMENT AT A TIME;
ACCEPTING HARDSHIPS AS THE PATHWAY TO PEACE;
TAKING, AS HE DID, THIS SINFUL WORLD
AS IT IS, NOT AS I WOULD HAVE IT;
TRUSTING THAT HE WILL MAKE ALL THINGS RIGHT
IF I SURRENDER TO HIS WILL;
THAT I MAY BE REASONABLY HAPPY IN THIS LIFE
AND SUPREMELY HAPPY WITH HIM
FOREVER IN THE NEXT.
AMEN.

--REINHOLD NIEBUHR