- Two female cats are sitting on the fence passing the time of day when a
really handsome tomcat walks by and winks at them.
'Oh darling, did you see that one?' one of the felines opines. 'I wouldn't mind sharing a dead mouse with him.'
'Oh, forget about him,' her friend tells her. 'I went out with him once, and all he did was talk about his operation.' - A tomcat was heard running up and down the alley for hours. A neighbour called his owner and asked what was happening. The owner said, 'Well, I had him fixed today, and he's going around cancelling all his engagements.'
Saturday, March 23, 2013
Cats.....
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