Thursday, March 7, 2013

BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE

  A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come  over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't  figure out how to get started."   Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"  The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the  box, it's a rooster."   Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.   She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over  the table.   He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns  to her and says,   "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to  assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."   He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have  a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh

  "Let's put all the Corn Flakes   back in the box."

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THE SERENITY PRAYER

GOD GRANT ME THE SERENITY
TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE;
COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN;
AND WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

LIVING ONE DAY AT A TIME;
ENJOYING ONE MOMENT AT A TIME;
ACCEPTING HARDSHIPS AS THE PATHWAY TO PEACE;
TAKING, AS HE DID, THIS SINFUL WORLD
AS IT IS, NOT AS I WOULD HAVE IT;
TRUSTING THAT HE WILL MAKE ALL THINGS RIGHT
IF I SURRENDER TO HIS WILL;
THAT I MAY BE REASONABLY HAPPY IN THIS LIFE
AND SUPREMELY HAPPY WITH HIM
FOREVER IN THE NEXT.
AMEN.

--REINHOLD NIEBUHR