Friday, September 24, 2021

Fashion - has to reflect who you are.












Vintage Hairstyles









 

Wednesday, September 22, 2021

Secretary going on business trip.

 The boss calls his secretary and says, “Get ready for the weekend, We are going on a business trip.”

The secretary calls husband and says, “Me and my boss are going on a business trip for 2 days so take care of yourself.”

The husband calls his girlfriend and says, “My wife is going on a business trip come home we can have fun.”

The girlfriend calls the boy to whom she gives tuition, “No tuition this weekend.”

The boy calls his grand father, “Grandpa at last we can spend this weekend together.”

Grandpa (The boss) calls his secretary and says, “Business trip is cancelled

I'm going to spend weekend with my grandson.”

The secretary calls husband, “I won't be going.”

The husband calls his girlfriend, “I am sorry My wife is not going.”

The girlfriend calls boy, “You have tuition.”

Boy calls his grandpa and says, “Sorry grandpa I've classes.”

The grandpa calls secretary….

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THE SERENITY PRAYER

GOD GRANT ME THE SERENITY
TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE;
COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN;
AND WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

LIVING ONE DAY AT A TIME;
ENJOYING ONE MOMENT AT A TIME;
ACCEPTING HARDSHIPS AS THE PATHWAY TO PEACE;
TAKING, AS HE DID, THIS SINFUL WORLD
AS IT IS, NOT AS I WOULD HAVE IT;
TRUSTING THAT HE WILL MAKE ALL THINGS RIGHT
IF I SURRENDER TO HIS WILL;
THAT I MAY BE REASONABLY HAPPY IN THIS LIFE
AND SUPREMELY HAPPY WITH HIM
FOREVER IN THE NEXT.
AMEN.

--REINHOLD NIEBUHR