Sunday, September 19, 2021

Motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

 A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

“But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.”

“Just be quiet,” snapped the officer.

I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.”

“But, officer, I just wanted to say,” “And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!”

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding… He'll be in a good mood when he gets back.”

“Don't count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell

“I'm the groom.”

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Saturday, September 18, 2021

Fashion - Dress like you are going somewhere better later.












Friday, September 17, 2021

French Coconut Pie


Ingredients

  • 3 whole Eggs, Beaten
  • 1-½ cup Sugar
  • 1 cup Flaked Coconut
  • 1 stick Butter, Melted
  • 1 Tablespoon White Vinegar
  • 1 teaspoon Vanilla Extract
  • 1 pinch Salt
  • 1 whole 9" Uncooked Pie Shell

Preparation Instructions

Mix filling ingredients well and pour into the pie shell. Bake at 350F for 1 hour.

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THE SERENITY PRAYER

GOD GRANT ME THE SERENITY
TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE;
COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN;
AND WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

LIVING ONE DAY AT A TIME;
ENJOYING ONE MOMENT AT A TIME;
ACCEPTING HARDSHIPS AS THE PATHWAY TO PEACE;
TAKING, AS HE DID, THIS SINFUL WORLD
AS IT IS, NOT AS I WOULD HAVE IT;
TRUSTING THAT HE WILL MAKE ALL THINGS RIGHT
IF I SURRENDER TO HIS WILL;
THAT I MAY BE REASONABLY HAPPY IN THIS LIFE
AND SUPREMELY HAPPY WITH HIM
FOREVER IN THE NEXT.
AMEN.

--REINHOLD NIEBUHR