Friday, August 20, 2021

Orange Cake Recipe

Afternoon Tea - Where there's tea there's hope.

 










Thursday, August 19, 2021

Beautiful Wedding Cakes

 









Life Lessons Mother Teach

 My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

“If you're going to kill each other, do it outside

I just finished cleaning.”

My mother taught me RELIGION.

“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

“If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!”

My mother taught me LOGIC.

“Because I said so, that's why.”

My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.”

My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

“Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident.”

My mother taught me IRONY.

“Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about!”

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISTS.

“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”

My mother taught me about STAMINA.

“You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”

My mother taught me about WEATHER.

“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

“If I told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!”

My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out..”

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

“Stop acting like your father!”


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THE SERENITY PRAYER

GOD GRANT ME THE SERENITY
TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE;
COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN;
AND WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

LIVING ONE DAY AT A TIME;
ENJOYING ONE MOMENT AT A TIME;
ACCEPTING HARDSHIPS AS THE PATHWAY TO PEACE;
TAKING, AS HE DID, THIS SINFUL WORLD
AS IT IS, NOT AS I WOULD HAVE IT;
TRUSTING THAT HE WILL MAKE ALL THINGS RIGHT
IF I SURRENDER TO HIS WILL;
THAT I MAY BE REASONABLY HAPPY IN THIS LIFE
AND SUPREMELY HAPPY WITH HIM
FOREVER IN THE NEXT.
AMEN.

--REINHOLD NIEBUHR