Two men who were waiting
at the pearly gates strike up a conversation
“How did you die?” the
first man asks the second.
“I froze to death,” says
the second.
“That's awful,” says the
first man
“How does it feel to
freeze to death?”
“It's very uncomfortable
at first,” says the second man
“You get the shakes, and
you get pains in all your fingers and toes
Eventually, it's a very
calm way to go.
You get numb and you
kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping
How about you, …how did you die?”
“I had a heart attack,” says the first man
“You see, I knew my wife
was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly
I ran up to the bedroom,
and found her alone, knitting.
I ran down to the
basement, but no one was hiding there
I ran up to the second
floor, but no one was hiding there either
I ran as fast as I could
to the attic and, just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.”
The second man shakes
his head
“That's so ironic,” he
says.
“What do you mean?” asks
the first man.
“If you had only stopped
to look in the deep freezer, we'd both still be alive!”…
