Secretary going on business trip.

 The boss calls his secretary and says, “Get ready for the weekend, We are going on a business trip.”

The secretary calls husband and says, “Me and my boss are going on a business trip for 2 days so take care of yourself.”

The husband calls his girlfriend and says, “My wife is going on a business trip come home we can have fun.”

The girlfriend calls the boy to whom she gives tuition, “No tuition this weekend.”

The boy calls his grand father, “Grandpa at last we can spend this weekend together.”

Grandpa (The boss) calls his secretary and says, “Business trip is cancelled

I'm going to spend weekend with my grandson.”

The secretary calls husband, “I won't be going.”

The husband calls his girlfriend, “I am sorry My wife is not going.”

The girlfriend calls boy, “You have tuition.”

Boy calls his grandpa and says, “Sorry grandpa I've classes.”

The grandpa calls secretary….

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Be in love with LIFE every minute of it.

Beautiful Jewelry

 

New Beginnings are often disguised as Painful Endings

 

My visit to Fatima, Portugal where the apparitions of the Virgin Mary to three shepherd children from May through October 1917

 

In 1916, on three separate occasions, Lucia dos Santos, and her two cousins, Francisco and Jacinta Marto, began reporting apparitions of an angel in the region of  Vallinhos.  According to the children, these blessed visitations began on the 13 May 1917 when, while tending their family's sheep in Cova da Iria, they said they witnessed the apparition of what they later wholeheartedly believed was the Virgin Mary, and began doing penance and self-sacrifice to atone for sinners. Many flocked to Fátima and Aljustrel to witness these declared apparitions along with the children, but not before the children were jailed for being politically disruptive.  These visitations culminated on the 13 October 1917 public Miracle of the Sun event, the children imparted that the apparition of Virgin Mary divulged three secrets to the children. Although the Miracle of the Sun marked the children's last claimed apparition, the region of Fátima continued to be a destination for pilgrims 

Victims of the 1918 fly pandemic epidemic, both siblings, Francisco died on 4 April 1919 and Jacinta Marto died on 20 Feb 1920.  Along with the Three Secrets of Fatima, their stories and that of Lúcia, would be linked to religious construction that followed in Fátima. A small chapel, the Capelinha das Aparições  (Chapel of the Apparitions) was started on 28 April 1919 by local people.  

Incorrupt body of Jacinta Marto

One of the three little pastors that the Virgin Mary appeared

in Fatima in 1917. Jacinta Marto died in 1920 at only 9 years old,

years later after exhumation in 1935 his body was still incorrupt.

Body of Saint Jacinta Marto incorrupt

Papa Giovanni Paolo II with Lúcia, she lived 97 years.

(28 March 1907 – 13 February 2005)

Final resting place of Jacinta and Lúcia

Final resting place of Francisco

Two doves on his grave stone.

Tea time - I am not everybody's cup of tea....and that is really OK

Motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

 A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

“But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.”

“Just be quiet,” snapped the officer.

I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.”

“But, officer, I just wanted to say,” “And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!”

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding… He'll be in a good mood when he gets back.”

“Don't count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell

“I'm the groom.”

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