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 Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives. Finally Pete invited Larry to visit him in his new apartment.

"I've got a wife and three kids and I'd love to have you visit us."

"Great. Where do you live?"

"Here's the address. And there's plenty of parking behind the apartment. Park and come around to the front door, kick it open with your foot, go to the elevator and press the button with your left elbow, then enter! When you reach the sixth floor, go down the hall until you see my name on the door. Then press the doorbell with your right elbow and I'll let you in."

"Good. But tell me...what is all this business of kicking the front door open, then pressing elevator buttons with my right, then my left elbow?"

"Surely, you're not coming empty-handed."

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A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside.

I have always loved a window, especially an open one.

                         A short story is what you see when you look out of the window.

                                  Never hesitate to open new windows in your life!

                                   When life closes a door, God opens a window

Stop looking at the walls, look out the window

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade.

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day.

Sometimes you just have to jump out the window and grow wings on the way down.

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Beautiful Balconies

Teddy Bears and Soft Toys

Icons Aging Gracefully - Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. - Coco Chanel

Icons and their views on aging

 

Greta Garbo 55 years old - 1960 

Anyone who has a continuous smile on his face conceals a toughness that is almost frightening.

Lucille Ball 60 years old - 1971

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Vivian Leigh

I'm not young. What's wrong with that?

Catherine Hepburn

I have no romantic feelings about age. Either you are interesting at any age or you are not. There is nothing particularly interesting about being old - or being young, for that matter.

Brigitte Bardot

Every age can be enchanting - provided you live it.

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.

Sophia Loren

“There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of people you love. When you learn to tap this source, you will truly have defeated age.”

Gina Lollobrigida

We are all born to die—the difference is the intensity with which we choose to live. - Gina Lollobrigida.

Elizabeth Taylor

"I suppose when they reach a certain age some men are afraid to grow up. It seems the older the men get, the younger their new wives get."

Audrey Hepburn

The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, but true beauty in a Woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she knows.

Isabella Rossellini

Isabella Rossellini became the face of Lancôme at the age of 30 in 1982.

Her Lancôme deal ended when she was 42. Lancôme approached her for another contract at the age of 65