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THE 5 CHAIRS OF STRATEGIC MANAGEMENT. - READ CAREFULLY AND THINK
FIRST CHAIR:
A crow sits in a tree all day without ha
A little rabbit sees the crow and asks:
- Can I sit like you and do nothing all day?
The crow answers:
- Sure, why not?
The rabbit sits on the ground under the tree and relaxes.
Suddenly a bitch shows up and eats the rabbit.
Conclusion: To be sitting around doing nothing, you must be on top.
SECOND CHAIR:
In Africa every morning the deer wakes up knowing that it must run faster than the lion if it wants to stay alive.
Every morning the lion wakes up knowing he must run faster than the deer if he does not want to starve.
Conclusion: It makes no difference if you are deer or lion; when the sun comes out you have to start running for your dreams.
THIRD CHAIR:
Two clerks and the manager of a company go out for lunch and, on the street, find an ancient magic lamp.
They rub the lamp and a genie comes out.
The genius says to them:
- I can only grant three wishes, so I will give one to each of you.
- Me first, me first! , one of the officials shouts. I want to be in the Bahamas driving a boat, not having any worries in life.. Phew! , and he was gone...
The other official rushes to make his request:
- I want to be in Hawaii, with the love of my life and drink endless pinas coladas! Phew! , and he was gone...
Now you, says the genius to the manager.
- I want those two fools back in the office for a meeting.
Conclusion: Always let your boss do the talking first.
FOURTH CHAIR:
A priest is driving down a road when he sees a nun standing on the arc.
He stops the car and offers to give her a ride, which the nun agrees. She gets into the car and crosses her legs showing her beauty. The priest loses control and nearly crashes into another car. After managing to control the car and avoiding an accident, he doesn't resist and puts his hand on the nun's leg. The nun looks at him and says:
- Father, remember psalm 129..
The Father is disturbed:
- Excuse me, sister, the meat is weak... and pull the hand out the nun leg.
Arriving at her destination the nun thanks and, with an enigmatic smile, gets out of the car and enters the convent.
So arriving at the church, the priest rushes to the Scriptures to read Psalm 129, which says:
“Go forth, persist, higher you will find the glory of heaven.”
Conclusion: If you are not well informed you can miss out on great opportunities..
FIFTH CHAIR:
Farmer resolves to gather some fruit on his property. Take an empty bucket and head for the fruit trees. On the way, passing by a lagoon, he hears female voices and believes that probably some women invaded his land. As he slowly approaches, he finds beautiful naked girls bathing in the lagoon. When they realize your presence, they swim to the deepest part of the lagoon and scream:
- We're not getting out of here until you stop spying on us and leave!
The farmer answers:
- I didn't come here to spy on you. I only came to feed the alligators!
Conclusion: Creativity is what makes all the difference when it comes to achieving our goals.
THEREFORE:
Before you talk.just listen...
Before you write. think...
Before you spend, earn...
Before you judge wait...
Before you quit just try...
In the world there will always be people who will love you for who you are, and others who will hate you for the same reason. "
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