Saturday, May 7, 2022
Friday, May 6, 2022
A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.
A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The
doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness.
Now, you probably won’t
remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway.
You’re going to be okay,
you’ll walk again and everything, however, your penis was severed in the
accident and we couldn’t find it.”
The man groans, but the
doctor goes on, “You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now
have the technology to build a new p*nis.
They work great but they
don’t come cheap. It’s roughly $1000 an inch.”
The man perks up. So, the
doctor says, “You must decide how many inches you want.
But understand that you
have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should
discuss with your wife.
If you had a five incher
before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out.
If you had a nine incher
before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be
disappointed.
It’s important that she
plays a role in helping you make a decision.” The man agrees to talk it over
with his wife.
The doctor comes back the
next day, “So, have you spoken with your wife?” “Yes I have,” says the man.
“And has she helped you
make a decision?” “Yes” says the man. “What is your decision?” asks the doctor.
“We’re getting granite
kitchen bench tops.”
Thursday, May 5, 2022
