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Man tells lady to lower her skirt.

 

DON'T QUIT

 

Glamour - Elegance - is good taste, plus a dash of daring.

 

Being well dressed boosts your confidence.

 "A great dress can make you remember what is beautiful about life."

Elsa Schiaparelli Creations

  

                                         

Elsa Schiaparelli could not sew and she didn’t sketch, yet she stormed Paris fashion in the 1920s and 1930s.  Along with Coco Chanel, her greatest rival, she was regarded as one of the most prominent figures in fashion between the two World Wars.

Her collaborations with artists such as Salvador Dalí, Cecil Beaton and Jean Cocteau broke down the barriers between the world of dressmaking and the fine arts. Her maxim was “Dare to be different”, and she was. At her peak, in 1937 to 1939, in Paris, she employed 600 workers and sold 10,000 garments a year. Yet by 1959, her house had gone bankrupt. She died in 1973, aged 83, at her mansion in Paris

PORTRAIT OF ELSA SCHIAPARELLI,1935, PARIS, BIBLIOTHÈQUE DES ARTS DÉCORATIFS 

When Elsa Schiaparelli passed away, the couture house that she had founded in 1927 had been stripped of its official Haute Couture label. Today, and during the same year of Schiaparelli's 90th anniversary, that label has finally been recovered by the French Ministry of Industry and the French Couture Federation.

Zucchini Ricotta Fritters

Ingredients

• 2 medium zucchini washed and thinly cut into sticks
• 1/3 cup ricotta drained
• 1 egg
• 1/2 to 1 cup panko breadcrumb depending of the consistency of your ricotta
• 4 tablespoons olive oil
• salt and pepper to taste
• lemon zest from a lemon

Instructions

• In a large bowl, combine the zucchini (cut into sticks), ricotta, egg, lemon zest and 1 teaspoon each of salt and pepper. Stir well, then stir in the breadcrumbs just until incorporated. Let the batter rest for 20 min in the fridge.
• In a large skillet, heat 1/4 inch of olive oil until shimmering.
• Shape spoonfuls of the zucchini batter into 3-in. (diameter) patties with your hands (careful, if you make them too thin they will break apart). Working in batches, add the patties in the pan with 1-2 tablespoons of oil. It is easier to flatten the patties with a spoon while in the pan, so you can try to flatten a little more at this point.
• Fry over moderately high heat, adding more oil when necessary, turning the patties once, until browned and crisp, about 3 minutes per side. Drain the fritters on the paper towels and serve right away, with lemon wedges.

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Joke - in the year 2020, the Lord came unto Noah, Who was now living in America and said:

 

In the year 2020, the Lord came unto Noah, Who was now living in America and said:

“Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.”

“Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans.”

He gave Noah the blueprints, saying:

“You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights.”

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard – but no Ark.”Noah!,” He roared, “I’m about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?”

“Forgive me, Lord,” begged Noah, “but things have changed.”

“I needed a Building Permit.”

“I’ve been arguing with the Boat Inspector about the need for a sprinkler system.”

“My homeowners association claim that I’ve violated the

Neighborhood by-laws by building the Ark in my back yard and exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the local Planning Committee for a decision.”

“Then the City Council and the Electricity Company demanded a shed load of money for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark’s move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear none of it.”

“Getting the wood was another problem. There’s a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the Greater Spotted Barn Owl.”

“I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls – but no go!”

“When I started gathering the animals, PETA took me to court. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodations were too restrictive and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.”

“Then the Environmental Protection Agency ruled that I couldn’t build the Ark until they’d conducted an environmental impact study on Your proposed flood.”

“I’m still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I’m supposed to hire for my building crew.”

“The Immigration Dept. Is checking the visa status of most of the people who want to work.”

“The labor unions say I can’t use my sons. They insist I have to hire only union workers with ark-building experience.”

“To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming I’m trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.”

“So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this ark.”

“Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine and a rainbow stretched across the sky.”

Noah looked up in wonder and asked, “You mean you’re not going to destroy the world?”

“No,” said the Lord. ” The Government beat me to it.

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