Vogue cover of the year and month I was born
Pier Cardin 1961
Dior 1961
Friday, May 14, 2021
Joke - Third times the charm? An Indian Doctor Opens His Clinic
An Indian Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."
Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene."
Indian: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."
Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."
Indian: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20."
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all."
Indian: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!!"
Indian: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"
Thursday, May 13, 2021
Wednesday, May 12, 2021
At home I am a nice guy: but I don’t want the world to know. Humble people, I’ve found, don’t get very far. - Muhmmad Ali
Don’t count the days; make the days count.
It’s hard to be humble when you’re as great as I am.
Bragging’ is when a person says something and can’t do it. I do what I say. ~Muhammad Ali
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