Wednesday, April 28, 2021
Funny - After the honeymoon
A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other.
The groom's best friend takes him aside and asks what's wrong.
“Well,” replies the man, “when we finished making love on the first night, I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking.”
“Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much,” says his friend.
“I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough
She can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years.”
“That's not the problem, ” the groom says
“She gave me $20 change!”
"In old age, life just begins." This motto is adhered to Berlin fashionistas Britt Kanja and Günther Krabbenhöft. In spite of their silver age, Britta and Günther lead an active lifestyle, appear on social events and go out to night clubs. Wherever they go, the couple stands out from the crowd with their outfits.
Words of wisdom to elevate your perspective
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard
“I’m always doing things I can’t do. That’s how I get to do them.” – Pablo Picasso
“Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.” –
Soren Kierkegaard
“We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.” –
Winston Churchill
“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.” –
Andre Gide
“There are three constants in life…change, choice and principles.” –Stephen Covey
Tuesday, April 27, 2021
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