Monday, April 12, 2021
Joke - The lovely old couple.
There was this elderly couple who went inside a restaurant. They were obviously poor by their clothes and appearance. Despite their lifestyle, They looked very happy with each other. They ordered whatever their money could buy. So they bought just one large plate of steak. Minutes later their food arrived and the old woman started to eat while the old man just watched her eat the food they bought together. A man noticed this and wondered why don’t they share the same food. He thought that it was just one of the secrets of happy marriages. Wanting to confirm it he goes to the table of the couple and asks them why doesn’t the old man eat. The old man laughs and replies, “Oh, I am. I’m just waiting for her to give my denture back so I can eat my half of the steak.”.
Sunday, April 11, 2021
House of Balenciaga
Left to right: Bolero jacket, Balenciaga for EISA, 1947, Spain. © Museo Cristóbal Balenciaga. Lace cape, Cristóbal Balenciaga, about 1960, Paris. Museum no. T.141-1982. © Victoria and Albert Museum, London
Left to right: Model Wearing Balenciaga Evening Dress and Cape, photograph by Irving Penn for Vogue, 1950. © Condé Nast. Sack dress, Cristóbal Balenciaga, 1957, Paris. Museum no. T.90-1973. © Victoria and Albert Museum, London
Ideas for the flat entrance door.
Yes, this is how it looks at the moment. At least the roof has been repaired
and all the shrubs and trees cleaned up.
Saturday, April 10, 2021
“If you want happiness for an hour — take a nap. If you want happiness for a day — go fishing. If you want happiness for a year — inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a life time — help someone else.” — Chinese proverb
“When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.” — Helen Keller
“Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.” — Joshua J. Marine”
“A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions.” — Oliver Wendell Holmes
“The only way that we can live is if we grow. The only way we can grow is if we change. The only way we can change is if we learn. The only way we can learn is if we are exposed. And the only way that we are exposed is if we throw ourselves into the open.” — C. Joybell
“Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.” — Henry van Dyke
“I would rather die a meaningful death than to live a meaningless life.” — Corazon Aquino”
“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.” — George Bernhard Shaw
“He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.” — Michel De Montaigne
“We think sometimes that poverty is only being hungry, naked and homeless. The poverty of being unwanted, unloved and uncared for is the greatest poverty.” — Mother Theresa
Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:
“Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains.
I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”
Slim says, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”
“Really! Like a newborn baby?” “
Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants”
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Friday, April 9, 2021
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