Tuesday, February 16, 2021
Joke: Martha and Stumpy go to the state fair
Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say: “Martha, I’d like to ride in that there airplane.” And every year Martha would say: “I know, Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.”
One year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said: “Martha, I’m 71 years old. If I don’t ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance.”
Martha replied: “Stumpy, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.”
The pilot overheard them and said: “Folks, I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won’t charge you, but if you say one word it’s ten dollars.”
Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word.
They landed and the pilot turned to Stumpy: “By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn’t.”
Stumpy replied: “Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars.”
Words of Wisdom - Wherever you go, go with all your heart. Confucius
I've always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be. Dita Von Teese
Be yourself, don't take anything from anyone, and never let them take you alive. Gerard Way
Don't be into trends. Don't make fashion own you, but you decide what you are, what you want to express by the way you dress and the way to live. Gianni Versace
Go within every day and find the inner strength so that the world will not blow your candle out Katherine Dunham
Nothing can dim the light which shines from within Maya Angelou
Life is not easy for any of us. But what of that? We must have perseverance and, above all, confidence in ourselves. We must believe that we are gifted for something, and that this thing, at whatever cost, must be attained Marie Curie
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. Mahatma Gandhi
You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face . . . You must do the thing you think you cannot do Eleanor Roosevelt
If they hadn't told me I was ugly, I never would have searched for my beauty. And if they hadn't tried to break me down, I wouldn't know that I'm unbreakable. Gabourey Sidibe
Monday, February 15, 2021
Iconic Couture
The cream-colored silk gown features a full skirt, tiny waist, off-the-shoulder chiffon sleeves, and gold embroidery detail
Funny motivational quotes
- “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” — Joe Girard
- “Be a positive energy trampoline – absorb what you need and rebound more back.” — Dave Carolan
- “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” — Zig Ziglar
- “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.” — Unknown
- “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” — Oscar Wilde
- “Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” — Tom Lehrer
- “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” — Lily Tomlin
THE SERENITY PRAYER | |
GOD GRANT ME THE SERENITY LIVING ONE DAY AT A TIME;
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