Saturday, January 9, 2021
“A Pearl is a beautiful thing that is produced by an injured life. It is the tear that results from the injury of the oyster. The treasure of our being in this world is also produced by an injured life. If we had not been wounded, if we had not been injured, then we will not produce the pearl.”- Stephan A. Hoeller
Friday, January 8, 2021
JOKE - Don't mess with an Elder
A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three
cans, but was told by the clerk, "I'm sorry, but we can't sell this to you
without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat foot to eat.
Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat." So the lady
went home, brought in her cat and was sold the cat food. . . . The next day,
she tried to buy two cans of dog food and was again told she couldn't buy
them without proof. So the lady went home, brought in her dog and was sold the
dog food. . . .One day later, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid and
asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No,
you might have a snake in there." The lady assured her that there was
nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the
box, quickly pulled it out and exclaimed, "That smells like crap." .
. . The lady replied, "It is. I want to buy two rolls of toilet
paper."
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THE SERENITY PRAYER | |
GOD GRANT ME THE SERENITY LIVING ONE DAY AT A TIME;
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