1. YOU GOT TO FIND SOMEBODY WHO LIKES THE SAME STUFF.
LIKE,
IF YOU LIKE SPORTS, SHE SHOULD LIKE IT THAT YOU LIKE
SPORTS, AND
SHE SHOULD KEEP THE CHIPS AND DIP COMING.
>ALAN,AGED 10
2. NO PERSON REALLY DECIDES BEFORE THEY GROW UP WHO
THEY'RE
GOING TO MARRY. GOD DECIDES IT ALL WAY BEFORE,
AND YOU GET
TO FIND OUT LATER WHO YOU'RE STUCK WITH.
>KIRSTEN, AGE 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
1. TWENTY-THREE IS THE BEST AGE BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE
PERSON
FOREVER BY THEN.
>CAMILLE, AGE 10
2. NO AGE IS GOOD TO GET MARRIED AT. YOU GOT TO BE A
FOOL TO GE
MARRIED.
>FREDDIE, AGE 6 (VERY WISE FOR HIS AGE)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE
ARE
MARRIED?
1. YOU MIGHT HAVE TO GUESS, BASED ON WHETHER THEY
SEEM TO BE
YELLING AT THE SAME KIDS.
>DERRICK, AGE 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD
HAVE IN COMMON?
1. BOTH DON'T WANT ANY MORE KIDS.
>LORI, AGE 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
1. DATES ARE FOR HAVING FUN, AND PEOPLE SHOULD USE THEM
TO GET
TO KNOW EACH OTHER. EVEN BOYS HAVE SOMETHING TO
SAY IF YOU
LISTEN LONG ENOUGH.
>LYNNETTE, AGE 8 (ISN'T SHE A TREASURE)
2. ON THE FIRST DATE, THEY JUST TELL
EACH OTHER LIES AND THAT USUALLY GETS THEM INTERESTED
ENOUGH TO GO
FOR A SECOND DATE.
>MARTIN, AGE 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE
THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
1. I'D RUN HOME AND PLAY DEAD. THE NEXT DAY I WOULD
CALL ALL THE
NEWSPAPERS AND MAKE SURE THEY WROTE
ABOUT
ME IN ALL THE DEAD COLUMNS.
>CRAIG, AGE 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
1. WHEN THEY'RE RICH.
>PAM, AGE 7
2. THE LAW SAYS YOU HAVE TO BE EIGHTEEN, SO I
WOULDN'T
WANT TO MESS WITH THAT.
>CURT, AGE 7
3. THE RULE GOES LIKE THIS: IF YOU KISS SOMEONE,
THEN YOU SHOULD
MARRY THEM AND HAVE KIDS WITH
THEM. IT'S
THE
RIGHT THING TO DO.
>HOWARD, AGE 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
1. I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS BETTER, BUT I'LL TELL YOU ONE
THING; I'M
NEVER GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE.
I
DON'T WANT TO BE ALL GROSSED OUT.
>THEODORE, AGE 8
2. IT'S BETTER FOR GIRLS TO BE SINGLE BUT NOT FOR BOYS.
BOYS NEED
SOMEONE TO CLEAN UP AFTER THEM.
>ANITA, AGE 9 (BLESS YOU CHILD)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT
IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
1. THERE SURE WOULD BE A LOT OF KIDS TO EXPLAIN,
WOULDN'T
THERE
>KELVIN, AGE 8
AND THE FAVORITE IS........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE
WORK?
1. TELL YOUR WIFE THAT SHE LOOKS PRETTY, EVEN IF
SHE LOOKS
LIKE A TRUCK.
>RICKY, AGE 10