The doctor says, “okay, Mrs. Jones, what seems to be the problem?”
The mother says, “It’s
my daughter Darla. She keeps getting cravings, she’s putting on weight and is
sick most mornings.”
The doctor gives
Darla a good examination, and then turns to the mother and says, “Well, I don’t
know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant. About 4 months would be
my quess.”
The mother says, “Pregnant?!
She can’t be, she has never been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?”
Darla says, “No mother! I’ve never even kissed a man!”
The doctor walks over
to the window and just stares out of it.
A few moments later,
the mother says, “Is there something wrong out there, doctor?”
The doctor replies,
“No, not really, it’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a
star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I’ll be
damned if I’m going to miss it this time!
