Some Words Of Wisdom

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
Answers by children

1. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.

 Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like 

sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
>Alan,aged 10
2. No person really decides before they grow up who 

they're going to marry. God decides it all way before,

and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
>Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
1. Twenty-three is the best age because you know the 

person FOREVER by then.
>Camille, age 10
2. No age is good to get married at. You got to be a 

fool to ge married.
>Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE

 ARE MARRIED?

1. You might have to guess, based on whether they 

seem to be yelling at the same kids.
>Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD
HAVE IN COMMON?
1. Both don't want any more kids.
>Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
1. Dates are for having fun, and people should use them

 to get to know each other. Even boys have something to 

say if you listen long enough.
>Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
2. On the first date, they just tell
each other lies and that usually gets them interested 

enough to go for a second date.
>Martin, age 10


WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE
THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
1. I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would 

call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote

 about me in all the dead columns.
>Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
1. When they're rich.
>Pam, age 7
2. The law says you have to be eighteen, so I 

wouldn't want to mess with that.
>Curt, age 7
3. The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, 

then you should marry them and have kids with 

them. It's the
right thing to do.
>Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
1. I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one 

thing; I'm never going to have sex with my wife.

 I don't want to be all grossed out.
>Theodore, age 8
2. It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. 

Boys need someone to clean up after them.
>Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT
IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
1. There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,

 wouldn't there
>Kelvin, age 8

And the Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE 

WORK?
1. Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if 

she looks like a truck.
>Ricky, age 10

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!!SQUIRREL ADOPTED BY CAT LEARNS TO PURR!!

George Michael - Spinning The Wheel

Something to Think About...

Apache Blessing

Cats Jokes.

Need a giggle? Here is a silly collection of some of the cat jokes I could find on the internet. I hope you enjoy them.

1. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
2. What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
3. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
4. What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
5. Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he’s in a bad mewd.
6. What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
7. Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t? Your lap.
8. Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
9. How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.
10. How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
11. What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
12. What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
13. If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.
14. What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
15. Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
16. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
17. What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
18. What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
19. What is a cat’s favourite song? Three Blind Mice.
20. How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.
21. Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering.
22. Why are cats better than babies? Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.
23. What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell.
24. What is a moggy’s favourite colour? Purrrrrrrple!
25. What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.
26. Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he’s always spotted.
27. Cats are like potato chips.  You can never have just one.
28. I got rid of my husband.  The cat was allergic.
29. For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.
30. I haz a joke about a cat… Just kitt’en  

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Here's a dozen of things never to apologize for:

1) Never apologize for acting on your instincts.
2) Never apologize for being passionate.
3) Never apologize for being smart.
4) Never apologize for demanding respect.
5) Never apologize for saying no.
6) Never apologize for not embracing someone else's agenda.
7) Never apologize for disagreeing.
8) Never apologize for your faith.
9) Never apologize for your own sense of creativity.
10) Never apologize for ordering dessert.
11) Never apologize for being funny.
12) Never apologize for living your truth.