Monday, July 27, 2015
Sunday, July 26, 2015
Saturday, July 25, 2015
Let us all encourage our wives, friends and daughters to dress well and decent!
Two young ladies arrived a Meeting wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body parts. Here is what the Chairman told them: He took a good look at them and made them sit. Then he said something that, they might never forget in their life. He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "ladies, everything that God made valuable in this world is well covered and hardly to see, find or get.
1. Where do you find diamonds? Deep down in the ground, covered and protected.
2. Where do you find pearls? Deep down at the bottom of the ocean, covered up and protected in a beautiful shell.
3. Where do you find gold? Way down in the mine, covered over with layers of rock and to get them, you have to work hard & dig deep down to get them.
He looked at them with serious eyes and said;
"Your body is sacred & unique" You are far more precious than gold, diamonds and pearls, and you should be covered too."So he added that, if you keep your treasured mineral just like gold, diamond and pearls, deeply covered up, a reputable mining organization with the requisite machinery will fly down and conduct years of extensive exploration.
First, they will contact your government (family), sign professional contracts (wedding) and mine you professionally( legal marriage).But if you leave your precious minerals uncovered on the surface of the earth, you always attract a lot of illegal miners to come and mine you illegally. Everybody will just pick up their crude instruments and just have a dig on you just freely like that. Keep your bodies deeply covered so that it invite professional miners to chase you.
Let us all encourage our wives, friends and daughters to dress well and decent!
"Your body is sacred & unique" You are far more precious than gold, diamonds and pearls, and you should be covered too."So he added that, if you keep your treasured mineral just like gold, diamond and pearls, deeply covered up, a reputable mining organization with the requisite machinery will fly down and conduct years of extensive exploration.
First, they will contact your government (family), sign professional contracts (wedding) and mine you professionally( legal marriage).But if you leave your precious minerals uncovered on the surface of the earth, you always attract a lot of illegal miners to come and mine you illegally. Everybody will just pick up their crude instruments and just have a dig on you just freely like that. Keep your bodies deeply covered so that it invite professional miners to chase you.
Let us all encourage our wives, friends and daughters to dress well and decent!
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Friday, July 24, 2015
Garlic and parmesan seasoned potato wedges oven roasted to golden tender perfection!
PREP TIME
COOK TIME
TOTAL TIME
Author: Tiffany
Recipe type: Side Dish / Appetizer
Serves: 4-6
INGREDIENTS
- 3-4 large russet potatoes, sliced into wedges
- 4 tablespoons olive oil
- 2 teaspoons salt
- 2 teaspoons garlic powder
- 2 teaspoons Italian seasoning
- ½ cup shredded parmesan cheese
- optional: fresh parsley (or cilantro), ranch or blue cheese dressing for dipping
INSTRUCTIONS
- Preheat oven to 375. Lightly grease a large baking sheet and set aside.
- Place potato wedges in a large bowl. Drizzle with olive oil and toss to coat. In a small bowl whisk together salt, garlic powder, and Italian seasoning. Sprinkle potato wedges with the shredded cheese, tossing to coat, then sprinkle with the seasoning mixture.
- Place potato wedges on prepared baking sheet in a single layer with skin-sides-down. Bake for 25-35 minutes until potatoes are fork-tender and golden. Sprinkle with freshly chopped parsley and dressing for dipping.
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Wednesday, July 22, 2015
A little lace, and you have a classy looking tanktop.
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Life Lessons We All Need To Consider
Critical information.
"A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves..
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ' Who was that?'
'It was Bob, the next door neighbor,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves..
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ' Who was that?'
'It was Bob, the next door neighbor,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure."
"A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again . The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again . The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Listen to others before you speak.
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish..'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Poof! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.' Poof! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Poof! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.' Poof! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
Aim high.
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered:'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Maintaining your position.
A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. It's full of nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. It's full of nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
When in shit...
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story:
[1] Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
[2] Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
[3] And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
[1] Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
[2] Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
[3] And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
H/T: A Laugh A Day Will Keep the Doctor Away - Jack V. Grazi | Wisdom From The Beast: Strategy For Prison Survival - Ronald 'Light' Ashley
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Tuesday, July 21, 2015
Felt Flowers
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Monday, July 20, 2015
Combata artrite, esporão e ácido úrico com o remédio mais poderoso e econômico do mercado
Este é um dos melhores e mais baratos remédios naturais conhecidos. Ele funciona como suplemento alimentar com muitos benefícios para a saúde. E ajuda a manter nosso corpo jovem, com energia, além de combater e prevenir muitas doenças. Ele participa de mais de 300 reações bioquímicas do nosso organismo.
De que medicamento natural estamos falando? Do poderosíssimo cloreto de magnésio. Este suplemento é facilmente encontrado em boas farmácias e em lojas de produtos naturais. Procure o cloreto de magnésio PA (que significa “puro para análise”), porque é o mais concentrado e mais bem assimilado pelo organismo.
Os benefícios do cloreto de magnésio são muitos, muitos mesmo!
Conheça alguns deles:
- Ajuda a calcificação dos ossos: graças a ele, o corpo absorve melhor o cálcio, prevenindo a osteoporose.
- É muito importante na formação dos ossos. - Combate e evita esporão de calcanhar.
- Normaliza a circulação sanguínea, prevenindo ataques cardíacos.
- Fornece energia para o corpo.
- Normaliza a pressão arterial.
- Combate bronquite.
- Evita gripes e resfriados.
- Estabiliza o sistema nervoso, funcionando como um tranquilizante natural.
- Previne enxaqueca. - Limpa o sangue.
- É um regulador intestinal eficaz.
- Dissolve colesterol.
- Previne o diabetes
. - Ativa a produção de anticorpos, ou seja, aumenta o poder do sistema imunológico.
- Previne a formação de pedras nos rins.
- Melhora o funcionamento dos rins, prevenindo ácido úrico e artrite.
- Melhora o sistema muscular e cardiovascular.
- Desempenha um papel muito importante em muitas funções celulares.
- Ajuda na digestão difícil.
Como preparar e consumir
Normalmente o cloreto de magnésio PA é vendido em pacotinhos de 33 gramas (custa menos de R$ 10,00).
Dissolva todo o conteúdo numa jarra de vidro com 1 litro de água.
Mexa bem e guarde na geladeira.
A dose é de um copinho de café diariamente (mais ou menos 50mL).
Crianças a partir dos 7 anos podem tomar metade dessa dose.
O cloreto de magnésio é contraindicado em casos de diarreia e de insuficiência renal.
E o uso exagerado (grandes doses) pode causar náuseas, vômitos, diarreia e desconforto abdominal.
Para um consumo mais seguro do cloreto de magnésio, consulte seu médico antes.
Veja mais em: http://www.dicascaseiras.org/combata-artrite-esporao-e-acido-urico-com-o-remedio-mais-poderoso-e-economico-do-mercado/
Rice Water for hair and skin
Rice water for hair and skin ~Rice water has been used for centuries by women in Asia for beautiful skin and hair. It is an excellent skin toner and hair wash. Rice contains ‘ pitera’ along with many vitamins and minerals. Pitera is beneficial for revitalizing skin’s natural glow and gives you clear skin. It is used in many expensive skin care products which claim to make your skin crystal clear.
Turmeric face mask
Turmeric has long been known in Indian Ayurvedic and Chinese medicine. It is not just used as a spice but it’s also applied on the skin. Turmeric has anti-oxidant and anti-inflammatory properties. It works amazing for acne, eczema, rosacea and helps soften wrinkles and fine lines. In this turmeric face mask recipe, milk/yogurt is used which has lactic acid. It is an alpha hydroxy acid which helps gently
Exfoliate your skin before applying a mask.
Exfoliate your skin before applying a mask.
Heres how to make turmeric face mask:
Ingredients:
1 teaspoon turmeric
1 teaspoon honey
1 teaspoon milk or yogurt
Mix everything in a small bowl. Make sure that the consistency isn’t too runny or too thick. It should be a smooth paste in a creamy consistency. When you apply it on your face, it should not be dripping. Turmeric can stain your clothes so be careful, try not to drop it on your clothes.
Wash your face and dry it. Apply this mask evenly on your face. Let the mask sit for about 20 minutes. The mask should be dry before you rinse it off. Rinse using warm tap water. If you notice that the turmeric has slightly stained your face yellow, wash your face with a gentle cleanser. This will help fade away the yellow stain. With most natural homemade masks, results can take some time to show. Use this turmeric mask twice a week to help achieve better skin.
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Sunday, July 19, 2015
Saturday, July 18, 2015
Recycle baby bassinet into an absolutely adorable and unique pet bed!!! Works well for both cats and small dogs!
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Friday, July 17, 2015
Drink This Every Evening and Lose Weight Extremely Fast
Why juice is great for people who cannot follow complicated diets?
The National Cancer Institute recently began a campaign with one simple goal – to make people EAT MORE VEGETABLES AND FRUITS. Specifically, the recommendation was to eat three servings of vegetables and five servings of fruit a day, and their reasoning was simple:
A diet high in vegetables and fruits is able to prevent or cure a wide range of ailments!
Here we have several tips that will quickly persuade you to go “juice-addicted”:
1. It’s an easy way to get more fruits and veggies into your diet, especially if you are not big into vegetables and fruits. A diet rich in raw and organic foods will bring the best health benefits for you!
2. Fresh juices are a great source of enzymes. In fact, one of the key features of the juice is the “freshness”. If the food is cooked at temperatures above 114 degrees, the enzymes have been destroyed by the heat. The enzymes are still viable when you drink the juice,since the produce is juiced raw.
3. The metabolism slows down,when you go to bed and fall asleep. That is the reason why we suggest drinking juice in the evening: it will help you burn calories and boost your metabolism while you are sleeping.
Juiced vegies and fruits increase your metabolism real fast, so you won’t even notice the unnecessary fat loss.
Now, are you ready to give juicing a whirl?
Juice recipe:
Ingredients:
- 2 tbsp. parsley (chopped)
- 2 glasses of water
- a handful of spinach
- 1 lemon (squeezed)
- 1 tsp. ginger (grated)
Directions:
Place all of the ingredients in a juicer and juice it. Once you prepare the juice, it’s best to drink it the same day you make it, for food safety. Yet, consume it in a period of 2 hours,don’t drink immediately the whole amount.
Drinking this juice every evening will prevent water retention,will help you get rid of the unwanted toxins in your body, will suppress appetite,will control food cravings of all kinds and will keep you safe from constipation, which is one of the main reasons for gaining extra weight.
You can simply juice your dinner or supper,instead of falling into the trap of disappointment, i.e. thinking that you can never be attractive again!
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Thursday, July 16, 2015
Wednesday, July 15, 2015
Tuesday, July 14, 2015
Monday, July 13, 2015
They Asked Him How He Survived Without Computers And Cellphones As A Kid. This Is Gold!
My mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread butter on bread on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning.
Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in ice pack coolers, but I can't remember getting e. Coli.
Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake or at the beach instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then.
We all took Phys Ed ..... And risked permanent injury with a pair of PF Flyers instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors that cost as much as a small car. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we are now.
We got the paddle for doing something wrong at school, they used to call it discipline, yet we all grew up to accept the rules and to honor and respect those older than us. We had 40 kids in our class and we all learned to read and write, do math and spell almost all the words needed to write a grammatically correct letter.
Staying in detention after school caught all sorts of negative attention we wish we hadn’t got.
I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was allowed to be proud of myself. I just can't recall how bored we were without computers, Play Station, Nintendo, X-box or Netflix. We weren't!!
Oh yeah ... And where was the antibiotics and sterilization kit when I got that bee sting? I could have been killed!
We played “King of the Hill” on piles of gravel left on vacant building sites and when we got hurt, mom pulled out the bottle of iodine and then we got our backside spanked. Now it's a trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10 day dose of antibiotics and then mom calls the lawyer to sue the contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat.
To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever been told that they were from a dysfunctional family. How could we possibly have known that?
We never needed to get into group therapy and/or anger management classes. We were obviously so duped by so many societal ills, that we didn't even notice that the entire country wasn't taking Prozac!
How did we ever survive?
For Aunty Acid by DouglasAnthony
Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in ice pack coolers, but I can't remember getting e. Coli.
Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake or at the beach instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then.
We all took Phys Ed ..... And risked permanent injury with a pair of PF Flyers instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors that cost as much as a small car. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we are now.
We got the paddle for doing something wrong at school, they used to call it discipline, yet we all grew up to accept the rules and to honor and respect those older than us. We had 40 kids in our class and we all learned to read and write, do math and spell almost all the words needed to write a grammatically correct letter.
Staying in detention after school caught all sorts of negative attention we wish we hadn’t got.
I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was allowed to be proud of myself. I just can't recall how bored we were without computers, Play Station, Nintendo, X-box or Netflix. We weren't!!
Oh yeah ... And where was the antibiotics and sterilization kit when I got that bee sting? I could have been killed!
We played “King of the Hill” on piles of gravel left on vacant building sites and when we got hurt, mom pulled out the bottle of iodine and then we got our backside spanked. Now it's a trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10 day dose of antibiotics and then mom calls the lawyer to sue the contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat.
To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever been told that they were from a dysfunctional family. How could we possibly have known that?
We never needed to get into group therapy and/or anger management classes. We were obviously so duped by so many societal ills, that we didn't even notice that the entire country wasn't taking Prozac!
How did we ever survive?
For Aunty Acid by DouglasAnthony
Sunday, July 12, 2015
Cats - Poem by Charles Baudelaire
The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!'
Pussy said to the Owl, 'You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?'
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.
'Dear pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?' Said the Piggy, 'I will.'
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.
In a beautiful pea green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!'
Pussy said to the Owl, 'You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?'
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.
'Dear pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?' Said the Piggy, 'I will.'
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.
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