Tuesday, September 24, 2013

NO SPEAKAH DA ENGLISH



A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! ..
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time'

The lady can't take this anymore, "You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig!" She retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!"

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man, 'Whooza talkin' about sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell " Mississippi "

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Suriyana and Roscoe

Sunday, September 8, 2013

How to make a beautiful top with lace


Vous avez besoin de :
- Un top Jennyfer
- De jolis empiècements de dentelle de soie (de préférence)
- Du fil et une aiguille

Tout d’abord, repassez bien la dentelle.
Placez la dentelle sur les épaules du top de manière symétrique et fixez avec des épingles

Pour finir, cousez la dentelle à petits points discrets.

Et voila, le top romantique est prêt !
http://www.blogjennyfer.com/la-dentelle-au-top/




THE SERENITY PRAYER

GOD GRANT ME THE SERENITY
TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE;
COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN;
AND WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

LIVING ONE DAY AT A TIME;
ENJOYING ONE MOMENT AT A TIME;
ACCEPTING HARDSHIPS AS THE PATHWAY TO PEACE;
TAKING, AS HE DID, THIS SINFUL WORLD
AS IT IS, NOT AS I WOULD HAVE IT;
TRUSTING THAT HE WILL MAKE ALL THINGS RIGHT
IF I SURRENDER TO HIS WILL;
THAT I MAY BE REASONABLY HAPPY IN THIS LIFE
AND SUPREMELY HAPPY WITH HIM
FOREVER IN THE NEXT.
AMEN.

--REINHOLD NIEBUHR